My Funny Experience At A Restaurant
I was eating pandle at Ogeli and enjoying my goat meat this morning @11:00 a.m, a man entered the joint with a brief case. I guess he is a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying . The woman knelt down and told him dat her children and her wan die of hunger since her husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five hundred thousand naira. D woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him.
He knelt down and beggged him dat he needed money to establish a bizness. This man brought out ten million naira cheque and gave this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "oh boy na movie we dey shoot here" oo .
Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!! Economy no go kill person lol. Av a nice day
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